and assume you have sense of humor :))
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From: < roto@bbs.ee.tsinghua.edu.cn>
Date: Wed Nov 21 23:08:09 2007
Subject: cool commands(转寄)
To: rootwoot.wu@gmail.com
发信人: girlwing (谁来关心我的睡眠), 信区: Linux
标 题: cool commands
发信站: 自由空间 (Tue Nov 20 19:30:53 2007), 站内
1. % make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
2. % got a light?
No match.
3. % sleep with me
bad character
4. % man: Why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
5. % rm God
rm: God nonexistent
6. % make 'heads or tails of all this'
Make: Don't know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop.
7. % make sense
Make: Don't know how to make sense. Stop.
8. % make mistake
Make: Don't know how to make mistake. Stop.
9. % make bottle.open
Make: Don't know how to make bottle.open. Stop.
10. % \(-
(-: Command not found.
11. % rm -i God
rm: remove God? y
% ls God
God not found
% make light
Make: Don't know how to make light. Stop.
12. % date me
You are not superuser: date not set
Thu Aug 25 15:52:30 PDT 1988
13. % man rear
No manual entry for rear.
14. % If I had a ) for every dollar Reagan spent, what would I have?
Too many )'s.
15. % * How would you describe Bill Clinton
*: Ambiguous.
16. % %Vice-President
%Vice-President: No such job.
17. % ls Meese-Ethics
Meese-Ethics not found
18. % "How would you rate Reagan's senility?
Unmatched ".
19. % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
20. % ^How did the^sex change operation go?
Modifier failed.
21. % cp /dev/null sex;chmod 000 sex
% more sex
sex: Permission denied
% mv sex show
% strip show
strip: show: Permission denied
22. % who is my match?
No match.
23. % set i="DemocraticPlatform";mkdir $i;chmod 000 $i;ls $i
DemocraticPlatform unreadable
24. % awk "Polly, the ship is sinking"
awk: syntax error near line 1
awk: bailing out near line
25. % %blow
%blow: No such job.
26. % 'thou shalt not commit adultery'
thou shalt not commit adultery: Command not found.
27. $ test my argument
test: too many arguments
28. $ "Amelia Earhart"
Amelia Earhart: not found
29. $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
30. $ man -kisses dog
dog: nothing appropriate
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当我连早点睡觉这个愿望都始终不能实现的时候
就是该改变的时候了
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From: < roto@bbs.ee.tsinghua.edu.cn>
Date: Wed Nov 21 23:08:09 2007
Subject: cool commands(转寄)
To: rootwoot.wu@gmail.com
发信人: girlwing (谁来关心我的睡眠), 信区: Linux
标 题: cool commands
发信站: 自由空间 (Tue Nov 20 19:30:53 2007), 站内
1. % make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
2. % got a light?
No match.
3. % sleep with me
bad character
4. % man: Why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
5. % rm God
rm: God nonexistent
6. % make 'heads or tails of all this'
Make: Don't know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop.
7. % make sense
Make: Don't know how to make sense. Stop.
8. % make mistake
Make: Don't know how to make mistake. Stop.
9. % make bottle.open
Make: Don't know how to make bottle.open. Stop.
10. % \(-
(-: Command not found.
11. % rm -i God
rm: remove God? y
% ls God
God not found
% make light
Make: Don't know how to make light. Stop.
12. % date me
You are not superuser: date not set
Thu Aug 25 15:52:30 PDT 1988
13. % man rear
No manual entry for rear.
14. % If I had a ) for every dollar Reagan spent, what would I have?
Too many )'s.
15. % * How would you describe Bill Clinton
*: Ambiguous.
16. % %Vice-President
%Vice-President: No such job.
17. % ls Meese-Ethics
Meese-Ethics not found
18. % "How would you rate Reagan's senility?
Unmatched ".
19. % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
20. % ^How did the^sex change operation go?
Modifier failed.
21. % cp /dev/null sex;chmod 000 sex
% more sex
sex: Permission denied
% mv sex show
% strip show
strip: show: Permission denied
22. % who is my match?
No match.
23. % set i="DemocraticPlatform";mkdir $i;chmod 000 $i;ls $i
DemocraticPlatform unreadable
24. % awk "Polly, the ship is sinking"
awk: syntax error near line 1
awk: bailing out near line
25. % %blow
%blow: No such job.
26. % 'thou shalt not commit adultery'
thou shalt not commit adultery: Command not found.
27. $ test my argument
test: too many arguments
28. $ "Amelia Earhart"
Amelia Earhart: not found
29. $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
30. $ man -kisses dog
dog: nothing appropriate
--
当我连早点睡觉这个愿望都始终不能实现的时候
就是该改变的时候了
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